All hail the new monarch? On Friday, Lily Allen announced on "The Graham Norton Show" that she was going for broke and naming her next album "Sheezus." (You know, like the Kanye album? Get it? GET IT?) Instead of rolling our eyes and calling this the hackiest move since "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk," we'd like to offer some alternate she-flavored album titles. (Wow, that sounds, um, intimate. Moving on...)
"She Can't Be Stopped," Geto Boys
"She The Best," DJ Khaled." (Also: "She The Best Forever." Damn, Khaled got lazy.)
"She are Young Money," Young Money
"Killa Sheason," Cam'ron
"Songs in the She of Life," Stevie Wonder
"My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantashe," Kanye West
"News of She World," Queen
"Sheflektor," Arcade Fire
"She sing. She dance. She steal things." Jason Mraz
"Ghetto She," Master P
"This is how She do it," Montell Jordan
"The Joshua She," U2
"From Under the Cork She," Fall Out Boy
"Vampire She-kend," Vampire Weekend
"She Wants Revenge," She Wants Revenge. (Wait.)
While we're at it, maybe some other acts want to get in on the "-eezus" proceezus? She and Him could release "Sheezus and Heezus;" Weezer could shake things up with "Weezus" (no more ridiculous than "Raditiude, right?). On the local standpoint, rapper Tree could shock and awe the rap game with "Treezus!" Chief Keef's followup to "Finally Rich?""Cheezus Keezus!"
Basically, Lily Allen is a lazy genius and we're all a bunch of saps.
"She Can't Be Stopped," Geto Boys
"She The Best," DJ Khaled." (Also: "She The Best Forever." Damn, Khaled got lazy.)
"She are Young Money," Young Money
"Killa Sheason," Cam'ron
"Songs in the She of Life," Stevie Wonder
"My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantashe," Kanye West
"News of She World," Queen
"Sheflektor," Arcade Fire
"She sing. She dance. She steal things." Jason Mraz
"Ghetto She," Master P
"This is how She do it," Montell Jordan
"The Joshua She," U2
"From Under the Cork She," Fall Out Boy
"Vampire She-kend," Vampire Weekend
"She Wants Revenge," She Wants Revenge. (Wait.)
While we're at it, maybe some other acts want to get in on the "-eezus" proceezus? She and Him could release "Sheezus and Heezus;" Weezer could shake things up with "Weezus" (no more ridiculous than "Raditiude, right?). On the local standpoint, rapper Tree could shock and awe the rap game with "Treezus!" Chief Keef's followup to "Finally Rich?""Cheezus Keezus!"
Basically, Lily Allen is a lazy genius and we're all a bunch of saps.
(In case you missed it, listen to her new single "Air Balloon" below:)
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