My editor told me I wasn't allowed to share any GIFs of Hump Day camels.
But here is a link to a whole bunch, because no one tells me what to share.
Anyway, here's a roundup of some things that I enjoyed on the internet this week. Oh, and if you don't like spiders, don't scroll too far.
>>Reddit prank: Butt cleavageImage may be NSFW.
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"Wanna see more?"-that's what one female user asked the audience of Reddit's "Gone Wild" subsection, which typically features nude photos women post of themselves. But the photo in question wasn't what it seemed. After recieving more than 50 messages (quite a few of which were explicit), the woman revealed the truth: It wasn't her chest in the photo, but her husband's buttcrack. Good job, internet.
>>Everyblock: Cat fight!Image may be NSFW.
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"This is Chester.""This is NOT Chester; Chester has white markings.""But it COULD be Chester.""Don't touch Chester." That's the gist of a cat fight that happened on Everyblock, where community members argued over the identity of a cat found lost in the neighborhood. The argument got so out of hand (and shared so much) that pranksters even set up accounts for different cats and began commenting on the thread. If you like internet drama, click through and read the entire thing. Classic.
>>RedEye: Totally awkward Halloween photosImage may be NSFW.
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Holy smokin' Jesus! I took the liberty of going through hundreds of RedEye's club photos taken at Halloween last year, rounding up the worst. The result? A cringe-worthy trip into the weirder side of clubgoers (re: NSFW pirate penis). And yes, there's also a smoking Jesus in there.
>>NOPE: Puppy-sized spiderImage may be NSFW.
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You're looking at the South American goliath birdeater. It has a body the size of a fist and the arm span of a small child. Photographer Piotr Naskrecki recently encountered the rare specimen on a nighttime walk in the rainforest and was INSANE enough to take pictures. Say it with me: NOPE.
Even if you can't name a single Supreme Court Justice, trust me you'll want to watch this. John Oliver of "Last Week Tonight" recreated the entire judicial branch with dogs, successfully making the dry arguments of the court completely palatable and equally adorable.
Editor's note: Indeed I asked for nary a Hump Day camel. I also suggested Mick include GQ's Nicki Minaj interview in his "Tape." Instead I got husband butt cleave and all the overused camel GIFs of my dreams. Happy Wednesday, Mick.
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