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Highlights: Wallenda's chilly walk

"The hardest part I do is waiting to go," Nik Wallenda said after taking a stroll over the Chicago River on Sunday night.

About 50,000 spectators felt the same way, Nik - 600 or so feet below you.

It was quite the chilly wait just to see a tiny red dot inch across the skyline, but at least Sunday night wasn't capped off by watching a man fall to his death. It probably made for somewhat thrilling TV, but it wasn't nearly as captivating on the ground. Here's our recap of the event.

5:38 p.m.: Posted up at the corner of Wacker Drive and Wabash Avenue. If someone around here decided to sell mini-flasks of Fireball whiskey and peppermint schnapps, that person could retire comfortably tomorrow.

5:50 p.m.: Guy in a Green Bay Packers hat behind me is talking about his fantasy football lineup. He's not going to care in the slightest if this guy falls.

6:01 p.m.: "If I were Nik Wallenda, I would be stressed and throw up," I think to myself, as the official start time for the event passes.

6:07 p.m.: Wallenda trolls the entire crowd by prancing around a bit on the wire. Everyone whoops, hollers and takes horribly blurry photos. The actual walk won't start for more than an hour.

6:09 p.m.: "I'm confused," the man next to me says.

6:33 p.m.: I begin to regret the tacos I ate at 2 a.m., and think about apologizing to the British people behind me.

6:55 p.m.: I announce to the crowd that I am a reporter, and several sources are reporting the walk won't start until 7:45. I fear for my life.

7:24 p.m.: "I would totally do that right now, 100 percent, if you gave me a parachute," the bro next to me says.

7:37 p.m.: Wallenda makes good on his threat to walk off the Marina City towers, the entire crowd cheers, then holds its breath and tries not to barf from the stress.

7:43 p.m.: Wallenda breaks the unofficial world record for crossing the Chicago River without the use of a bridge. Everyone applauds and secretly is kind of wondering if this would have been better just to watch at home on TV with a stiff drink.

7:44 p.m.: Everyone collectively decides to get a different view. No one is trampled, that I am aware of.

8:02 p.m.: Walk No. 2 starts, and every resident of Marina City looks like they're about to fall off their balconies.

8:05 p.m.: Cheers and applause ring out, and dozens of people desperately try to get on television as Wallenda completes the walk. This is what an entire city breathing a sigh of relief sounds like.

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