It's Friday, and the internet remains unbroken.
Yep, this week Kim Kardashian failed to disable the largest network of human knowledge with her butt cheeks, and that's why you can still watch this week's rundown.
But there's more than just butt news that happened this week. There's also a story about boobs. Enjoy this week's very naked RedEye Rundown.
>> No. 1: ButtcoverImage may be NSFW.
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Paper Magazine broke the world record this week for most peopled mooned at one time but failed to break the Internet. Yep, we all saw Kim's butt, but what does it mean?
>>No. 2: U shall not passImage may be NSFW.
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More than 200 U-Passes were confiscated by the CTA this week under suspicion of fraudulent use. Oh, and the CTA is still swabbing bags for bombs.
>>No. 3: Oh, Joe!Image may be NSFW.
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First we talked about bare butts. Now we're on to the upper body this week. A woman is suing the city of Chicago, claiming the city's rules on women going topless are unconstitutional. Who's ready for nude beach policies on Lake Michigan?
>>No. 4: Burger shake upImage may be NSFW.
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Just in time to fatten Chicago up for the winter, Shake Shack is here, and RedEye's Great Burgerelli says it's got one of the best patties in town.
>>No. 5: Jake, from State Farm, IRLImage may be NSFW.
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There's more than 100 Jakes who work at State Farm, and we tracked some of them down. How have their lives changed? That's what we asked.
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