EAT
Funky Fresh (Free!)
Chicago French Market 131 N. Clinton St. 312-575-0230
They say variety's the spice of life and you'll get plenty of that at Taste of City Fresh Market, where 10 vendors-including I Heart Keenwah, Dietz Watson Meats and Made Drinks-offer samples and discuss their products. 4-6:30 p.m.
No H8
Hamburger Mary's 5400 N. Clark St. 773-784-6969
If you give a cluck about the Chick-fil-A flap, you can put your money where your mouth is with a Hate-Free Southern-Style Chicken Sandwich, which features a marinated, battered and fried chicken breast with herb mayo and dill pickles on a bakery bun. Partial proceeds benefit Equity Illinois. 11:30 a.m.-11 p.m. $10.
DRINK
Estate Planning
Geja's Cafe 340 W. Armitage Ave. 773-281-9101
Get to know the vintages of Soledad, Calif. estate Hahn Winery-including pinot gris and cabernet sauvignon-during a reception and four-course fondue dinner with pairings. And yes, one of the courses is chocolate. 6:30 p.m. $55 includes tax and gratuity. RSVP recommended.
DO
Get Kinky (Free!)
Jay Pritzker Pavilion, Millennium Park 201 E. Randolph St. 800-775-2000
Cyndi Lauper headlines with her new single "Sex is in the Heel" from her forthcoming musical, "Kinky Boots," which world-premieres in October at Bank of America Theatre. This Broadway in Chicago concert also features sneak peeks from upcoming shows "Potted Potter," "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert,""War Horse," "I Love Lucy Onstage" and more. 6:15 p.m.
Murder in the House (Free!)
Victory Gardens Biograph Theater 2433 N. Lincoln Ave. 773-871-3000
Actor Chazz Palminteri ("The Usual Suspects") leads a cast in a staged reading of a new dark comedy, "Unorganized Crime," in which a reluctant Mafia killer's wife-herself a pseudo-psychologist and full-time prostitute-and brutal brother attempt to ease his inhibitions about murder. 7:30 p.m. RSVP required: aintfordummies@gmail.com.
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Julia Borcherts is a RedEye special contributor.