Go ahead and whine about your commute. At least you're not this dude that drove a Mercedes directly into wet concrete. (No, really, this happened in front of a Dominick's parking lot near O'Hare.) Thank god you're not that guy, it's Friday and you know what the hell's going on:
1. Had your coffee? Good, get ready to spit it out at this video of three people dancing on top of an SUV in the middle of a busy Loop intersection while holding children.
2. He is "The Most Interesting Bear in the World."Artist, singer, tight end, black unicorn, Martellus Bennett compares himself and his wife to Jay-Z and Beyonce.
We also sent @TheDailyShow some real pizza for lunch today. No hard feelings? pic.twitter.com/sdnZ61EyTu - ChicagoMayorsOffice (@ChicagosMayor) November 14, 2013
3. ICYMI: The city got all crust hurt when Jon Stewart insulted deep dish pizza. Everyone flipped the hell out, and the day ended with Rahm's office sending "The Daily Show" crew some Chicago pies. With anchovies.
4. The Billy Goat Tavern says it's not going anywhere, despite previous reports that it might be temporarily MIA because of renovation. It's one of 10 bars in the city that would devastate everyone if they were gone.
5. Matt Pais really, really, really didn't like "The Book Thief." He doesn't always give zero stars, but when he does, the movies suck hard.
6. Party like it's 2010! The Blackhawks have acquired Kris Versteeg, a member of the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion team.
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