Yawn. The mullet was so 2013.
Yesterday, Patrick Kane was spotted at the barber shop, getting his golden locks chopped into a mullet for the playoffs. Again.
It's not very original, and it occurs to us that a gentleman with such specific taste in hairstyles did not make the mullet decision lightly. Thanks to the Internet-specifically a site called TAZZ Virtual Makeover Hairstyles-we're able to envision what might have been if Kaner got a little bolder with his barber and gone with a celebrity-inspired 'do.
Clearly, the shorter the better for young Kane, though it's obvious he wears Kristin Stewart's cut much better.
And we are very sorry about the Katy Perry styles. That was a huge mistake.
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